Gelbooru | The Porn Posts

Okay, faggots, I ain't one to be twitching off to gelbooru energized animation bitches, yet every so often, even I like to shake things up. So today I'm presenting to you a survey on a goddamn hentai site. For you fuckers living under a stone, hentai is essentially Japanese animation pornography. Envision snapping off to bitches from Pokemon, aside from with potential for some extraordinarily wiped out poop, and you get the general thought. is alluded to as an "imageboard", despite the fact that to me it just appears as though a major ass internet searcher for hentai. Gelbooru is pretty screwing celebrated, and the motivation behind why is on the grounds that it utilizes a label framework so you can without much of a stretch locate the wiped out curved pics you're searching for. With more than 4,000,000 pictures of young ladies and young men extending from very faulty youthful to droopy ass-titties old, also a wide range of bizarre animals and interests, you'll presumably discover what you're searching for. More on the label framework later.

Gelbooru's been around since 2007, and its army of slanty-peered toward weeb clients keeps on developing each day. You'd think with their minuscule ass peckers, they'd become worn out on snapping off, however clearly, them zipperheads are similarly as horny as I am. The webpage was worked off the source code of another celebrated site that is since ceased to exist, and Gelbooru is presently the world chief of hentai bitches.

It's acceptable, yet screwing promotions make me wiped out

At the point when you initially go to, you may get screwing appalled. Between the full-screen promotion assaulting the whole foundation and the masturbatory counter of what number of pictures they have as appeared by some anime cunts holding up signs, you may wanna pivot and never return. In any case, when you really type something into the inquiry bar and snap SEARCH, you'll discover something far simpler to swallow.

So suppose you type in "spoil", as I did. Immediately, you'll see a lot of pics of animation bitches' pollutes, much the same as the uploaders had labeled their photos. That is ideal for each image you see on Gelbooru, the ruffian washout transferring it made a point to call attention to that a "corrupt" was in the goddamn picture. Isn't unreasonably goddamn advantageous?

On the left, you'll see a shitload of "labels". These are well known labels that were utilized in different photographs. I'm seeing poop like 2girls… liquor… arm support… "blue kimono"? These Gelbooru monstrosities make me wiped out. Anyway, you can appreciate perusing around these irregular labels in case you're exhausted or want to get propelled for your meeting.

Who the screw draws this crap?

As I said previously, all the substance is from different clients, and there's a shitload of it. 4,000,000 pics, that will take me like… at any rate a month to yank through! Notwithstanding pics, you can likewise discover energized gifs and even video, by utilizing the tag "video" or "vivified" and so forth. Attempt "vivified bitch_face", and you'll see a screwing enlivened bitchface.

Presently we should discuss the label framework on Gelbooru. See, I know it's a decent framework. I can simply screwing reveal to it's acceptable dependent on messing with it and perceiving how well known this site is. Be that as it may, in the event that you aren't utilized to it, it tends to be an immense genuine annoyance. Let me clarify why.

In the first place, the label framework is about explicitly finding what you need. That implies that Gelbooru rejects unclear ass terms that it thinks about excessively fundamental or excessively nonexclusive. For instance, on the off chance that you search "bitch", you get to a blunder site. You search "cunt", you get a blunder. You search "whore"; you get a mistake. As a man who acknowledges the rudiments, this made me annoyed.

In any case, similar to I stated, I get it. When I effectively jolted off and let my cerebrum begin working once more, I understood this is the reason Gelbooru got famous. It truly urges the uploaders to make great labels, and the framework prevents impedes from stopping up the inquiry with dumb substance. You need to become accustomed to utilizing underscores a great deal. That is ___ <-this crap, in your labels. Like you can't look "Tifa Lockhart", yet you need to utilize "Tifa_Lockhart". It can get befuddling.

Whatever, in the event that you are a washout who preferences yanking off to kid's shows throughout the day, I'm certain you have zero life and can learn and ace this framework. Arigato to you faggots.

There's likewise some other peculiar things which I'll rapidly go over. To start with, obviously, you should be a part to do some increasingly muddled label look. It's allowed to join, however. Second, they have this strange Wiki that is only arbitrary as damnation. Once more, this is some weeb inside-joke network poop that these Gelbooru geeks love to yank off to significantly more than pictures of animation young ladies getting screwed by an animation starfish. The site additionally includes "pools", which are gatherings of extremely explicit picture-types. For instance: "Blacked young ladies - Anime young ladies who love dark cockerels". At last, it has a connect to a Doujin sister site, which is essentially hentai funnies.

What I Like

All things considered, clearly, there's a mess of substance simply like on Danbooru. Hentai is cool since you can see characters from kid's shows you like. Notwithstanding anime, Gelbooru has characters from American poop too like April O Neil from Ninja Turtles, DC characters like Catwoman, bitches from Marvel funnies, and so on. Copyright laws? Who cares the slightest bit, these are kid's shows for the good of fuck.

Likewise, for you wiped out fucks, there's a shitload of lolicon. For the individuals who don't have the foggiest idea what that is, acceptable, don't you ever screwing learn. I just felt constrained to specify this in light of the fact that, evidently, it's a main motivation behind why is renowned.

What I Hate

There's one thing I loathed about this standard 34 site, so let me clarify. There's a great deal of advertisements, indeed, however it did this one irritating poo that I screwing detested. Once I opened up a connection in another tab, yet in the first tab, it furtively went to a screwing advertisement! So when I returned to my first tab to look at another pic, ta-da, I get a facial of an irritating full-page vivified advertisement.

Presently, when I attempted to rehash this to perceive how it triggers, it didn't occur, so I don't know what the specific code is. Anyway, I simply feel like Gelbooru is somewhat obscure and subtle with its promotions, so I'm cautioning you now so you don't get excessively irritated as I did.

Additionally, similar to I said previously, the label framework at needs some becoming acclimated to. At the point when you use labels inaccurately, you get sent to an unusual mistake page discussing a few chickens or some crap, and afterward some message instructing you to "check your boycott". I didn't have the foggiest idea what the heck this crap was discussing, so I wound up googling it to make sense of what was happening. I despite everything don't know precisely what the heck this is, and no, I ain't going to learn. It simply wasn't natural.

In any case, AGAIN, I understand that they have an explanation behind this poop. Weebs are degenerate debilitated fucks, however they are keen.

Screwing fix that crap!

At the point when you send your clients to a mistake page, obviously clarify why the FUCK they were sent there. I know you weebs like to have your mystery little circle jolts and poo, saying crap like "Fujiwara from Kitonasabe Ko Intei is the most kawaii~~ senpai!!" and afterward looking down on a typical individual for not understanding what the heck you just said. In any case, for a site, this disposition ain't the best. It makes Gelbooru unwelcoming and unintuitive. Screw you!

Additionally, chill off on the advertisements.


In average weeb style, (regularly incorrectly spelled as "gelboru", "gelburro", "gelborou, "gelboruu", "gelbooro", "gellbooru", "gelborru", "genbooru" and "gelburoo") is the caring that you can tell is shrewd and all around structured, yet additionally has an exceptionally comprehensive nature to it that can make it hard to achievement. It's much the same as a screwing anime. From the outset, you simply watch it like what the hell is this crap, yet sooner or later, it snaps, and afterward you begin getting into it and learning all the odd ballyhoo zipperhead poo that you were calling faggotry five minutes prior. That is the thing that this screwing site is, and it is the best at it.

Have a ton of fun, and remember to submit seppuku after for being such faggots who can't twitch it to a genuine young lady.